What is this thang?

Caution before reading this post it has some risky language. BEWARE!

Aidyn had a rash this past Sunday. So Monday so i took him to the doctor. The rash started in his private area but had spread throughout his body. The doctor looked him over and determined he had Scarlet Fever. He then asked Aidyn if the rash hurt anywhere Aidyn said "Ya on my sac". The doctor turned his head away and laughed, I was laughing too and Im sure I was beat red!! The doctor asked me who told him that word and I said My husband and I did bc he kept asking what to call this thing. We told him the proper term but he couldnt remember it.  The doctor went on to tell me another funny story.
Im sure doctors hear funny things all the time from kids but it was definitely embarassing.
When he is older he's going to be so mad i posted this lol.


Lots more posts today. Just now catching up.  See below:)

Olah

The other night we went out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Our waitress was very nice but messed up our order and came back and asked me 3 different times about my order. Aidyn was sitting next to me and he says come here mom, So i put my ear next to his mouth and he whispers "maybe she doesn't understand you bc she speaks spanish". 

Hahahaha too much Dora for my little guy:)

Talking to himself

Mommy-Aidyn what are you doing?

Aidyn- Talking to myself

Mommy- What are you talking about?

Aidyn- Boy stuff mommy I cant tell you.

Old Age

Today Aidyn was talking to me about being old. He told me his maw maw(my mom) is really old. I told him thats not nice to say and he said "Well she is, she has crunchies". He then scrunched up his face. Apparently crunchies are wrinkles.

Boys are Stinky

Tonight Aidyn tooted in the car. I said holy cow that stinks and rolled down the window. He smiled and said "Thats why boys rock", then did a happy dance.

Lullaby

Tonight Aidyn wanted me to sing him the Hush Little Baby lullaby. Its always been one of his favorites. I sang it and he smiled wide. He asked me to sing it again and I said why dont you let daddy sing to you and he said "Bc daddy dont have a good voice. You have a good voice mommy but not daddy."

Poor daddy lol

Puppy Love

The other day Aidyn told me he asked two little girls in his class to marry him. I told him you can only have one wife and then he shouted in his most serious voice WELL IM GONNA HAVE TWO!!

My little Romeo

Convos in the car

On the way to taking Aidyn to school today, the song Grenade was playing by Bruno Mars. I didnt even notice it was playing. Suddenly he flooded me with questions. Whats a grenade? And why would he jump in front of a train? Only Hulk and superman are strong enough to stop a train.


On the drive home from picking Aidyn up from preschool this afternoon he was talking a mile a minute. I said geez buddy you talk alot. And He said "God made me this way,i am a talker". How do you argue with that? lol